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PostSubject: CHAV JOKES   Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:02 pm

Haha I found some amazing jokes on the net... here's some of my favourites:

Q: Chav 1 and Chav 2 are falling down a cliff. Who wins?

A: Society.


Q: Three chavs are heading off a cliff in a car. Why is this a shame?

A: The car was a four seater.


Q: What do slinkies and chavs have in common?

A: They have no meaning or use but it's entertaining to watch them fall down the stairs.


Q: What do you call a chav at a top quality University?

A: The cleaner.


Q: Two chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

A: The police.

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Each turned his face with a ghastly pang,
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Four times fifty living men,
and I heard nor sigh nor groan.

With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,

They dropped down, one by one'


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PostSubject: Re: CHAV JOKES   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:49 am

What the hell is a 'Chav'?
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PostSubject: Re: CHAV JOKES   Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:47 am

Vggamegod wrote:
What the hell is a 'Chav'?

I suppose the closest thing in your country might be a 'wigger'?

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PostSubject: Re: CHAV JOKES   Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:04 am

lol something against chavs Wink
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